EchmiadzinNot to be a Negative Nancy but the driving culture is my least favorite part of Armenia. The driving is dangerous and fast and doesn’t seem to adhere to any set of pre-determined rules. Drivers here show absolutely no deference to pedestrians. If you are walking, it's your job to watch out for drivers taking rights on red, left turns-legal and not legal. Don’t get me started on the beeping. Yesterday I got beeped at for walking too slowly across the crosswalk.
Tower at Echmiadzin, the circles above the windows are faces and the one all the way to the right is that of a famous Prussian king. Some time ago the Armenians heard the Prussians were invading and destroying buildings as they went so quick thinking Armenian priests had stone carvers chisel the King of Prussia's face onto the church. When the Prussian army arrived the next day, the Armenians showed them the face and the disappointed Prussians admitted they could not destroy a church with their king's face on it.But ANYWAYS, that was a long way to say I decided to take a tourist tour to see some local sites because I will never ever drive here. (Not that they’d want me to, but that’s neither here nor there.) We went to Echmiadzin, the Vatican of the Armenian Church. It’s a gorgeous old church, first built around 180 AD. Just in case ya didn’t know, Armenia was the first country in the world to formally adopt Christianity in 301 AD, which means the churches are a little older than those we have in Connecticut. The early Christians built it on top of a pagan shrine in a sort of bait-and-switch move to keep the people coming to the site. According to my guidebook, the shrine was left, “seemingly in situ in case this whole Christianity thing turned out to be a fad.” There were services going on in each of the churches but the services seem much more informal than others that I’ve seen. Again, the guidebook: “At Echmiadzin, everyone stands. There seems to be no rule about when you arrive or leave. People were still squeezing past us halfway through Mass, walking around, lighting candles, talking to friends. Actually, I think there’s something charming about it, like being in God’s living room."

Church Service Inside St. Gayane
Tombs outside St. GayaneWe also visited two nearby churches called St. Hripsime and St. Gayane. The churches commemorate two of 32 virgins nuns who left Rome to help bring Christianity to Armenia. They arrived and began preaching only to have the Armenian king fall in love with Hripsime. He demanded her hand in marriage. She said no because she had to remain true to her faith and the king killed all 32 nuns by stoning. Hripsime’s church was originally built in 618 on her gravesite. Gayane was the prioress of the nuns and her church was originally built sometime in the 6th century.

St. Hripsime
At St. Hripsime, they let you go down below the church and look at what is supposedly her grave. There’s a painted portrait of Hripsime on her tomb and you can also look at the rocks that were supposedly used to stone her to death. The room was about seven feet long by about five feet long and there were already ten people in it by the time I got there so I took a quick peek and head up for fresh air. Back outside, two of the men on the trip, a German child psychiatrist and a Swiss i-banker told me they thought I looked exactly like St. Hripsime. It’s a funny thing, you know, being compared to a second century nun who was stoned to death. I’ve decided to just accept it as a compliment.

Zvarnots, ancient monastery near the airport. Just peaking above the clouds you can see Mt. Ararat, where Noah's arc landed after the flood.
Victor the psychiatrist and Julian the i-banker turned out to be very nice, if a little crazy. I ran into them later in the week and we went to get a drink in one of the many cafes in Yerevan. Julian is very into two things: making money and reincarnation. We had to pass up several very nice cafes because they had ‘bad energy.’ Victor is aging hippie with an earring who vuld like the vorld to lif as vone organivm. They are going on a horseback riding tour of the Armenian wilderness, which at first I thought might be a little Brokeback adventure but the Victor told us all about his love affairs with beautiful women in remote European towns. It also turns out that Julian is the great grandson of one of the queens of Madagascar and is directly related to the dictator that was finally voted out when I was there in 2002.
Where naughty Christians go to get baptized
And finally, to ease everyone’s fears about the nuclear power plant situated directly on a fault line about 40 kilometers from Yerevan, Jorge the Czech nuclear plant safety management expert from the tour says, “Don’t worry about it.”
Old guy showing us the wine jugs he made when just a wee whippersnapper.